I will date you if you own this Woody Allen tank top
Some people think that Woody Allen has been fetishized beyond reasonable fetishizing. I think those people are jealous. Or jaded. Or cheap. Woody Allen has potential to be our next Ron L. Hubbard. We...
View ArticleUncle Woody Doll? Sign Me Up
I don’t think I should ever have children because no one deserves to have this much neuroses thrust upon them at a young age. ‘Twould be a cruel and unusual punishment that would lead to many years of...
View ArticleOh No, Uncle Woody, Oh No
Oh dear. Oh my. Oh no. HJ’s, I’m having a tough time with this one. The quirky and psychoanalytic pedestal I kept my Uncle Woody on is slowly teetering. It may soon collapse upon itself though I...
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